Is Pain the new Black?

Well i know the old black was brown, before brown became white, which used to be like the old Pink but is now most certainly darker than pitch,

But one might have heard rumours that black briefly surfaced again as an off white for a short period during the spring classics until the boys from Cervelo Test team complained about it being to hot ( but unfortunatly not in the" damn boyz dat Hott!!! sense of the word) which seemed to relegate it swiftly back to the ranks of prime-colours such as red or perhaps a nice pastel your aunt might have in her living room.

Unless of course the black you're wearing is from Rapha, then lets face it your too rich to really give a shit what anyone else thinks about you, in fact you might even put a pink strip on it and still get away with claiming its a subtle shade of matt noir!

Anyway its all so confusing that I've taken to riding naked wearing only the grimace of pain across my corps! Which means today I must be looking particularly chic as I'm in considerable muscular pain after another hard day at work and down the gym.
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Black briefly surfaced again as an off white for a short period during the spring classics
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I hope to spin some of it out later on toady after what will hopefully be the last appointment i have at my physio (for my broken finger).

convention unfortunately dictates that i wear at least a semblance of clothing whilst appearing at the hospital so they may not realise just how cool I really am.....

DAMN shaMe ReaLLy...